Hands-Free Cell Phones May Not Make Driving Safer...

...so say the "experts," because, you see, drivers will still be distracted by talking, and they may talk longer than ever since they're not holding a phone.

I'm just waiting for the day when the nanny staters outlaw drivers from talking to other people who are riding in the same car.

If you think that day's not coming, well, you probably didn't think cities would outlaw margarine, either.