Secret Service on Way to Biden's House

So says ABC News.

The Weekly Standard says Biden will be the nominee.

Funniest thing I heard all day: Dick Morris on HANNITY & COLMES suggesting that Biden could keep Obama from saying stupid things.

Joe Biden of "articulate and bright and clean" and countless other verbal gaffes?!

Saturday Update: The text-message rollout of the V.P. announcement didn't go so well, ultimately being sent in the dead of night because the media already had the scoop.